Tuesday July 15, 2008 at 12:53
41 questions
my personality test results:Your personality type:
Quiet, reflective and idealistic. Interested in serving humanity. Well-developed value system, which they strive to live in accordance with. Extremely loyal. Adaptable and laid-back unless a strongly-held value is threatened. Usually talented writers. Mentally quick and able to see possibilities. Interested in understanding and helping people.
Careers that could fit you includes:
Writers, artists, counselors, social workers, English teachers, fine arts teachers, child care workers, clergy, missionaries, psychologists, psychiatrists, scientists, political activists, editors, education consultants, journalists, religious educators, social scientists.
i haven’t done one of these in years…
nice to meet ya! :0)
Your personality type:
Quiet, reflective and idealistic. Interested in serving humanity. Well-developed value system, which they strive to live in accordance with. Extremely loyal. Adaptable and laid-back unless a strongly-held value is threatened. Usually talented writers. Mentally quick and able to see possibilities. Interested in understanding and helping people.
Careers that could fit you includes:
Writers, artists, counselors, social workers, English teachers, fine arts teachers, child care workers, clergy, missionaries, psychologists, psychiatrists, scientists, political activists, editors, education consultants, journalists, religious educators, social scientists.
Looks like we’re very similar. LOL
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Tuesday July 15, 2008 at 1:56
Monday July 14, 2008 at 15:58
“· Access Xbox LIVE Marketplace on the Web. Browse and purchase Marketplace content whenever you want from Xbox.com and it downloads automatically to your console. Purchase that new map, television episode, the latest Xbox LIVE Arcade game or set up a movie to watch when you get home from work. · Dashboard built into the new Xbox Guide. For everyone who loves the blades interface, it’s not going away; they are now built directly in to the new Xbox guide. Every feature and option is available right from the guide. You can even access your full games library at all times. No matter where you are (in dash or in game), immediately call up your games played list and directly launch a game. · LIVE Party system. Create a party of up to eight friends, and stay with them from one game to another, or watch a Netflix movie together, or share a slideshow of your personal photos. It works with all Xbox 360 titles, not just upcoming games. LIVE Party allows up to eight people to chat in the dashboard, so you can meet up before playing. · Xbox LIVE Primetime. This whole new category of games is going to give you more reasons to get online with your friends. Games will support everything you’d expect, like Achievements and leader boards, but many of these games will include real prizes. You can invite your friends, and even set a reminder for an upcoming show. Each game is broadcast simultaneously, so everyone is answering the same questions. Many events will have a live host, calling the shots as they happen. · Avatars. Your online identity started as a Gamertag - it then grew into a personalized Gamercard. Now, it has evolved even further into avatars. You can express your style, check out new outfits and share this with the community. Avatars will also be integrated into Xbox LIVE Arcade games, LIVE Party, as well as retail games. · New display support. Because you asked for it, we are adding 16X10 over VGA or HDMI, and support for 1440x900 or 1680x1050.”
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Hot damn! Copying games to the hard drive! Motr Native Support! Partying system! :D
And best of all… NETFLIX!!!
Monday July 14, 2008 at 13:35
“Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, how can we help you?”
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My manager, to the king of our idiot clients.
This guy has called in a dozen times to have his email setup.
He calls in with things like “where is my file?”, “how do I save a file?”, “how do I get my email?” The man is legendary for his inability to remember anything you told me 2 seconds prior, to do simple thing like “click” or find a “start button” the man is, in a word, an help desk nightmare.
His name strikes fear into the heart of anyone who has ever dealt with him, even once. It’s legendary how ignorant he is.
(P.S. This is easily our top caller. I have sympathy for people who just don’t get computers. But this guy doesn’t even try!)
Saturday July 12, 2008 at 20:14
Friday July 11, 2008 at 15:16
It taunts me. :(
Friday July 11, 2008 at 12:30
“Irate Caller: “You can’t speak to me like that! Transfer me to your manager at once!” Me: “No.” Irate Caller: “What?” (Contrary to popular belief, most companies don’t REQUIRE techs to transfer to supervisors simply because they’re told to by a customer). Me: “I said no. I will not transfer you to my supervisor. This is a non-escalatable issue.” Irate Caller: “But you have to!” Me: “No, I really don’t, and since you already blasted me with profanity, technically I could have disconnected the call already.” Irate Caller: “Well, I’m sorry… can I have my refund now?” Me: “I told you, I can’t give you a refund for this product. You need to contact your retailer.” Irate Caller: “F*** you! You f***ing ****ards are ripping me the f*** off! F*** you!” Me: “Thank you for contacting tech support and have a nice day!” Irate Caller: “Wait! I’m sorry!” Me: *click*”
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Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes
Remember who is always in control.
Friday July 11, 2008 at 12:07
One day I will have the iPod Touch software… one day…
Friday July 11, 2008 at 10:48
iPhoooooooone
I got my iPhone after two hours of waiting in line and an hour and a half in the store waiting on activiation. Apple/AT&T really fucked this up by not letting people do this at home. They’re trying to prevent iPhones from ending up on T-Mobile and other services, I get that but this is bullshit for the customer. The system was getting barraged by the entire east coast at the same time which led to an epic fail.
At least I got my phone.
And us lowly iPod Touch users are STILL unable to give Apple our money for the 2.0 update.
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Thursday July 10, 2008 at 21:20
Watching the Growth of Walmart Across America
It’s a pplllaaagguuueee!!Thursday July 10, 2008 at 10:33
Centroatteb_4 (via The Official Palm Blog: A new blue for you!)
INTRODUCING… the phone no one will buy tomorrow.
Thursday July 10, 2008 at 0:08
Thanks art school!
Half the fun of this comic is seeing what the medium is next. I dig the floppy + post-it.
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Wednesday July 09, 2008 at 20:49
Emoments
Noun - A time of excessive whining, bitching, complaining and generally grumpy mopery.Wednesday July 09, 2008 at 15:28
Help Desk!
- Co-worker: Why didn't that save?
- Me: You hit the X not the OK.
- Co-Worker: ...
- *changes start page to msn.com and clicks ok*
- Co-Worker: I did that.
- Me: (to self) Yeah, you did THAT time.
Wednesday July 09, 2008 at 13:26
M-F
I wake up. I rush to work. I get here. I settle in for the next 8 hours of the most stupid phone calls and emails.
And every day.
My co-workers.
Drive me slightly more batty.
And I think of ways.
To cause their sanity.
To slip.
Away.
Drip.
By.
Drip.
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