A perfect little stream

 

Word!

  • Carl: I feel like screaming about MS Office this morning. I should start a new blog/twitter just dedicated to that so people don't get sick of it.
  • Reesa: laugh Did it hurt you personally, or do you just hate it in general?
  • Carl: In general. But it feels like it's personal. I've been waiting for WORD to launch for about 5 minutes now. I installed Office 2007 and it's been going through a series of "configuration" I JUST WANT TO TYPE LETTERS ONTO A PAGE!
  • Reesa: But Carl, Word is so much MORE than that! It transcends mere word processing. Why, it isn't even INTENDED for that anymore! Word is for LIFESTYLE CREATION. -Feel- the words, then let Microsoft interpret them for you, rendering them visible to the world in soul-stirring, dynamic bursts of PURE CREATION! There is no room in the world for simple TEXT! My god, man, would you tell Leonardo to think inside the box? Would you ask Einstien to limit himself to concepts the world already understood? LABELS KILL, CARL! Also, WTF, just use OpenOffice.