“For entry #1 we will take an item that requires two different names. We will be renaming the “Christian” T-shirt. 1) The “I can’t be seen hanging out with sinners, so I hope the message on here makes you realize you need Jesus” T-shirt - this is for all those “witness” T-shirts. 2) The “Don’t you realize you are a despicable, disgusting sinner that needs to repent of your heathen ways” T-shirt - this is for all those “condemnation” T-shirts you see Christians wear pointing out what they perceive to be everyone’s sins. You know like the one that looks like the Budweiser logo, but says bud wise up instead.”
— The Untried: What It Should Be Called - #1