Carl T. Holscher is a compiler, writer, tinkerer, coder, designer, thinker living in Bethesda, MD.

 

 

leonsbuddydave:

Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to bitch about their experiences with United Airlines.

God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.

This is beautiful.

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